The wife drank it and said, “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!”
The husband replied, “Well, it was just ground this morning.”
You must log in or # to comment.
“Well, it’s fresh ground.” is punchier.
Honny you can’t just keep serving us dirt we’re not worms
But would you love me if I was a worm?
I don’t understand how being a worm would make it any more likely.
“… K?”
– J
(From MiB3, because that’s a pretty obscure reference.)