octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square119linkfedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square119linkfedilink
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·2 years ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 years agoI’ve been told there are mods for everything.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.