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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

When it’s been a few days since I watered my plants, I grab my spray bottle and tell them…

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When it’s been a few days since I watered my plants, I grab my spray bottle and tell them…

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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I mist you.

They seem to give me a look like, “water you waiting for then?”

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Very good sir, top-notch Daddery there!

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