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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

After years of training

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Troy@lemmy.ca
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    Black belt implies they finished. Should be a green belt or something to be funnier.

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      He has it. It’s just still with his teacher, because he never managed to go there and bring it home.

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      Someone who consistently, steadfastly never finishes anything deserves this trophy he didn’t ask for

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    I see two finished sentences there…

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      Finished the post too

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