🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agoIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down111
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoNo, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIt’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoOf course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year ago Friend #3: “Do it; no balls!”
“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
No, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
It’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
Damn, this got literal