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News@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

www.independent.co.uk

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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

www.independent.co.uk

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News@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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American Journal of Medical Case Reports says that 63-year-old was recovering from surgery at time of incident

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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