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mastermind@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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mastermind@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    “Blockchain Developer”

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      “Rockstar” “Ninja”

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        “Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code”

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          Where do I apply?

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            “Adderall-Chuggin’ Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah”

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      “You write fast, efficient and safe code”

      I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.

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        Pick any 2

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          With blockchain? Pick one.

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          I only need 1: ‘Undocumented “feature” generator’

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      im a for loop developer

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        We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.

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      Ya I wouldn’t apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that’s a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol

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