Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.
She broke up with me abruptly because I just wasn’t a boyfriend like Edward was to Bella and then 6months later she asks me out again and then 6 months from then she breaks up with me because I told her “I love you” and according to her, that meant “I want to have sex with you very soon” so she broke up with me again.
High school, man.
Raging hormones and unrealistic, unspoken, expectations can do wild things
I can’t believe this is real
To be fair this was when we were like 15
I recently came across a diary I kept while I was in high school…I can definitely believe this story.
She followed me into the men’s washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.
She’s a keeper!
We were getting ready to have sex. I saw that one of our blanket had a brown stain on it, and she said she had wiped her hands on it after eating chocolate. We had sex. Months later, she admitted that she actually wiped her ass with the blanket to make sure she didn’t have shit on her asshole. She was nasty af, but we ended up breaking up for another reason. She was a deranged narcissist. I’m not saying this as a layperson that watched YouTube videos to get over the relationship. I actually went to a therapist that is a nationally renowned specialist on narcissistic relationships.
Don’t we all wipe our ass with our blankets?
Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn’t going to work.
Ahahahaha biggest 🚩
She was very much into “crafts” but the weird kind. I’m not talking knitting, I’m saying she had a baby dolls head hanging from the ceiling for “art” reasons. She went to a west Canadian beach (i.e. Lots of rocks), came back with a bunch of dead crabs and wanted to create a little crab model out of their corpses
Not the weirdest thing ever, but it was definitely odd to bring dead animals halfway across the continent with the intent to do amateur taxidermy
Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex
So did you forgive her, or what?
ooh boy
Yep it’s about as fun as it sounds
I could see that getting kinky if played right, tho I imagine anyone that seriously prays for forgiveness after sex is probably not into getting kinky.
Yeah this person was absolutely not kinky
She was learning to play the guitar but wasn’t very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.
Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she’ll break up with me.
How old were y’all when this happened?
