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Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly"

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Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly"

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Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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A pair of vultures thought to be "actively dying" actually had too much to drink, wildlife rescuers in Connecticut say.
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  • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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    Well at least they knew better than to try and fly while they were that drunk, better than some airline pilots!

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    WhatreYOUlookin at hic

    spreads wings

    WHUURRRRRGHHHHH!!

    falls over

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    I didn’t know I had so much in common with vultures

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      2 feet, 2 eyes, 2 drunk to fly

    • pivot_root@lemmy.world
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      Surprisingly, we have a lot in common with birds. Crows can even communicate “this guy is an asshole” with their friends and start a harassment campaign against them.

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        Reminds me of that video where a guy wears a mask and harasses the crows so the crows end up hating the mask

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    Who the fuck is giving vultures booze

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      Likely an unattended dumpster, according to the article.

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      I would if I could

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