• WolvenSpectre@lemmy.caEnglish
    8·
    3 hours ago

    OK, when I heard that the potential Chinese Spy(she could have been an industrial spy for example) was now an affair that Jensen admitted to, I literally imagined this XKCD cartoon but the little piece was his dick and the top read “The Entire Global AI Circular Economy” but then that didn’t really fit the story so I didn’t edit it… this is much better but I still think it should say something about the circular economy NVidia made.

    • becausechemistry@piefed.socialEnglish
      30·
      5 hours ago

      Dumpy late-middle aged CEO of Nvidia thought his leather jacket was cool enough to land a 10/10 in her twenties. Turns out, Chinese spy.

      I assume his (soon to be ex-) wife will own a pretty big chunk of the “AI” economy.

      • WolvenSpectre@lemmy.caEnglish
        51·
        3 hours ago
        1. She isn’t a confirmed Chinese State Actor Spy. For example with the money involved she could be an industrial honey pot spy, or a financial scammer that is going after a big whale with money backing her.
        2. He is worth over 220 Billion US. He could afford to make you or I his sexual plaything if he really wanted to. After a certain price they don’t see age or funny, its just success and money.
        3. When Jeff Bezos cheated on his wife and separated, she got the financial equivalent of 1/2 of everything. He made that back in a matter of months… like single digit months. However, unlike Jeff Bezos who built Amazon from the ground up and owns most of the company, Jensen Huang was hired on as NVidia’s CEO, so it is very unlikely that she will end up owning a big chunk of the “AI Economy”