I am not a dad, nor of the male persuasion. Never had kids, nor do I want them. However, I love your jokes. Everyday when I scroll through my subscribed feed and come across the jokes in this community I want to /facepalm and laugh at the same time. They are so bad they are good. This community is secretly my favorite to come across in my feed (even moreso than the ones I mod and/or participate frequently in). Thank all of you for help making me smile every day.
Zathrus has found right tool.