• Smokeydope@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    If only people were straight forward and detached.

    Fantasy: “This relationship is not working out anymore, it is time for a break up/ divorce so we can move on with our long term lives in a more positive way.”

    “Yes I agree let us proceed forward in a calm and reasonable manor with no screaming or anger. We shall split assets in a fair and non-childish way.”

    “Okay I will be staying in another house/motel until the house is sold, have a good one”

    “You too!”

    Reality: 5 hours of incoherent scream fighting, crying and baseless threats followed by another 5 hours of passionate makeup sex