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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    Or “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”

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