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minus-squareKissaki@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down3·1 year agoTurned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
minus-squareDowncount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoYeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.
minus-squareHowManyNimons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAlso rings don’t make you invisible.
minus-squareowen@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 year agoNot to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it’s a food stand! Absurd!
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·1 year agoNot queries, programs. They have pid
minus-squareDowncount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 year agoShoot, you are right wrong. They are processes.
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoAh FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent
minus-squareDowncount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThe thing is, at first I actually, responded with “you are right”. See, humans make errors. Also, this isn’t a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)
minus-squaredrkt@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoWaiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100
minus-squaredevfuuu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoIf a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?
minus-squareDelta_V@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoThe waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.
minus-squareFridgeratr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoExactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoGot sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn’t cancel the request
Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.
🏳️⚧️
Also rings don’t make you invisible.
Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it’s a food stand! Absurd!
Not queries, programs. They have pid
Shoot, you are
rightwrong. They are processes.Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent
The thing is, at first I actually, responded with “you are right”. See, humans make errors. Also, this isn’t a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)
Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100
If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?
The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.
Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up
ca. 150’000’000’0000 CPU cycles.
Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn’t cancel the request