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nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website
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    git add cry

    git commit -m “nobody but me will read this anyway”

    git push

    git end-of-line :-|

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      Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

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        Fucking pre-commit hooks

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      I’ve literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic

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