Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · edit-21 day agoNice weather we're havingmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up11.21Karrow-down17
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minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80arrow-down1·edit-217 hours agoif a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·1 day ago*puts on ski mask* ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 day agoANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
minus-squarefleem@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoi met a dog last week that showed me how to die
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 day ago*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 hours agoI’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
minus-squareQuazarOmega@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 hours agoThe dystopia calls for the payment failing due to…
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 hours agoi bought too many board games
minus-squareQuazarOmega@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoI was not expecting that, but I am respecting that
if a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
milkshakes are like 10$'s now
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to…
i bought too many board games
I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that