How about “There is Zero Evidence of $2000 Trump Checks Beyond Mere Words” as the headline ABC? Christ. Or “Trump Floats Idea of $2000 Checks, Or Maybe It’s a Tax Rebate, Or Maybe Nothing, Or Maybe He Just Says Shit and We Eat It Up Every Time. Who Cares? Just Stay Scared and Don’t Change That Dial!”
How about “There is Zero Evidence of $2000 Trump Checks Beyond Mere Words” as the headline ABC? Christ. Or “Trump Floats Idea of $2000 Checks, Or Maybe It’s a Tax Rebate, Or Maybe Nothing, Or Maybe He Just Says Shit and We Eat It Up Every Time. Who Cares? Just Stay Scared and Don’t Change That Dial!”