• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    12 hours ago

    In the continuing serial murder conspiracy, one-time hate-mongering TV famewhore and national security leak Peter Hegseth ordered the 17th unprovoked, racially-motivated high-explosive rocket attack on yet another random group of peaceful citizens in their pleasure boat in waters within the sovereignty of an ally nation. No charges have been filed against Hegseth, and no trade embargoes have been announced against the warlord’s home territory, the former United States of America.

    Fixed the lede for ya.