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    Johnson sharing how often he’s jerking off with his son.

    Definitely took the words the wrong way at first, as:

    Johnson sharing how often he and his son jerk off together.

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        Johnson: Remember, son, the Bible doesn’t explicitly state that the whore has to be alive, just that your seed is better in their belly than on the ground.

        (And checking the internet before posting this is how I learned that the Bible doesn’t actually say this, it’s just widely thought to)