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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police

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Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Peter Riera, 44, opened fire in Port St. Lucie, Florida, during an argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay, according to witnesses.Master Sergeant Dominick Mesiti told WPBF that Riera fired four shots from a .45-caliber Glock at three people who he thought were trying to con him outside Harper...
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    Its 37! I keep telling you!

    37, and if you keep saying other wise I got a hammer with me and I’m not afraid to use it!

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      That can’t be right. Everyone knows 24 is the biggest number there is.

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        What!!! No way! I mentioned my hammer right?..37! Thirty…Se…veh…nnnn!

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      Why do you keep boarding up windows man? No storm is coming!

      Its 37! A hen lays 37 eggs!

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        In a row?

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          Hey, try not to lay any eggs on the way through the parking lot!

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          Also, you have to wait!

          https://infosec.pub/post/37298744

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          I’d assumed so. I’ve never seen a hen laying eggs in a square pattern on purpose with an intent and or resolve. But I’ve also not bothered to follow a hen’s daily reproductive activities. Not for a joke, or on purpose or with intent or resolve or specific admiration for a particular hen. I’m not weird.

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        I thought it was about 6 or 7

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          Oh my god! I said I got my hammer!

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