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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police

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Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Peter Riera, 44, opened fire in Port St. Lucie, Florida, during an argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay, according to witnesses.Master Sergeant Dominick Mesiti told WPBF that Riera fired four shots from a .45-caliber Glock at three people who he thought were trying to con him outside Harper...
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    That’s a blurry picture but dear God are you telling me that man is 44 years old? Chicken farming really takes it out of you, huh?

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      I’d bet alcoholism is a stronger factor than the chicken rearing

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        No, the chicken farming is definitively the greatest common denominator here. In fact, all alcoholics are chicken farmers but not all chicken farmers are rectangles.

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      It’s the inbreeding. He’s his own son.

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      I believe every chicken farmer is issued this outfit and it instantly makes you look that old.

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