• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    Oh sure when Tom Brady says his dog is a clone it’s newsworthy, but when I say that the Prime Minister is a clone created by reptilian lizard people and that he looks in my window at night when I’m sleeping I “need to be medicated” and “I’m a danger to myself and others” RIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTY

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      4 hours ago

      What if I’m a lizard person clone and don’t realize it yet? Would I even know if they just uploaded all my mammalian memories to my reptilian brain?

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        2 hours ago

        That’s the crazy part. You wouldn’t. You would have a cloaca though since the lizard people find separate genital and buttholes unconscionable, even in a human clone.