gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agoJury selected for the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy' - Sean Dunn went viral over the summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.www.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1232arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1230arrow-down1external-linkJury selected for the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy' - Sean Dunn went viral over the summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.www.nbcnews.comgAlienLifeform@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square46linkfedilinkfile-text
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minus-squareGates9@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·4 months agoExactly. They’re gonna put this guy on trial, and it’s just gonna remind everyone how cool he is and what clowns the feds are.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 months agoLawyer: And then what did you do? Defendant on stand: And then I threw my sandwich at him. Jury: fuck yeah
minus-squareCharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months ago Jury: fuck yeah Followed by a few fist pumps.
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoHe looked hungry; I was trying to feed him so he could continue using his hands to molest and assault innocent people.
Exactly. They’re gonna put this guy on trial, and it’s just gonna remind everyone how cool he is and what clowns the feds are.
Lawyer: And then what did you do?
Defendant on stand: And then I threw my sandwich at him.
Jury: fuck yeah
Followed by a few fist pumps.
He looked hungry; I was trying to feed him so he could continue using his hands to molest and assault innocent people.