U.S. beef prices have been stubbornly high for a variety of reasons, including drought and reduced imports from Mexico due to a flesh-eating pest in cattle herds there.

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    Ah, you are thinking logically. This is a mistake when it’s got anything to do with the orange rapist.


    What happened is something along the lines of this…
    “Sir. The poors are complaining about beef prices again”
    {Obese orange imbecile flies in to a narcissistic rage, then shits himself}
    “Sir. Why don’t we import beef from Argentina?”
    {Shits himself again} “Press conference, now.”

    “I’ve called you all here today because I myself have had a tremendous, bigly, perfect idea” {performs that stupid fucking grin of his, puts his thumb up, shits himself} “My, and my alone, idea is to import beef from Australgentina to bring prices down. You know my uncle was a cow, the best cow, yuge big udders he had. Everyone said it. Anyways, if prices go down this was all my idea” {Puts thumb up. Stupid grin. Shits his pants again}


    There you go. Basically if he hears something that seems like a good idea, or if he thinks there’s a good soundbite from it, then it’s now his idea.
    If it fails then it was a federal thing to blame. Or Obama. Or Biden. Or both.