• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    I just went to the flag shop and picked it in a hurry.

    It was a dog that dropped that paper bag with $50.000 on my porch.

    That woman must have broken in and drowned herself in my bathtub, I hate it when that happens.