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minus-square0x01@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 month agoIf an apple a day keeps em away, what happens if you eat 80% of an apple, maybe the real problem is that most of us don’t eat the core and stem, doctors have a very refined apple consumption detection organ that can detect even slight deviations!
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoWhat happens if you eat one half each of two separate apples?
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·30 days agohalf a doctor for two days
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-230 days agoVertically or horrifically? edit: I meant “horizontally,” but I like this way, too.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoDoes the apple juice left on your finger count as part of an apple?
If an apple a day keeps em away, what happens if you eat 80% of an apple, maybe the real problem is that most of us don’t eat the core and stem, doctors have a very refined apple consumption detection organ that can detect even slight deviations!
What happens if you eat one half each of two separate apples?
half a doctor for two days
Vertically or horrifically?
edit: I meant “horizontally,” but I like this way, too.
Does the apple juice left on your finger count as part of an apple?