Lad@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前You now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability?message-squaremessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down16
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareYou now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability?Lad@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square126fedilink
minus-squareforty2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-22 年前By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
minus-squaregrabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前First Gary in sales, then it’s time to take on Putin.
minus-squareforty2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前Don’t forget Trump, I’d be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
minus-squareforty2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前Soft to start, but I reckon he’ll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick
By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
First Gary in sales, then it’s time to take on Putin.
Don’t forget Trump, I’d be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
Hmm…soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?
Soft to start, but I reckon he’ll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick