“Guys, TikTok’s predatory and socially corrosive behavior needs to be addressed, so we require a company known far and wide for their impeccable integrity and commitment to ethics. Oh, hey, I know…!”

Edit: In case any of the younger TikTok crowd doesn’t know who Larry Ellison is, let me summarize it for you: Run. Run as swiftly as the wind, and don’t stop to look back. Whatever you liked about TikTok? Yeah, that’s over. Stop reading this and just run you fools.