Oh yes men in dresses makeup and heels are deadlier than assassins. What are they going to do? Gag you to death with their caustic wit? Read you to filth? Do a death drop right in front of you? Kill you with kindness and vegan makeup. You’ll be blinded to death by bold color eye shadow. Take a deadly shit in a women’s restroom, fuch some hunk so hard your eyes will bleed?

This is truly the party of fools. Maybe the aliens are coming to eradicate earth of all this suffering at the hands of idiots.