return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoRepublican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple"www.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square148fedilinkarrow-up1553arrow-down119cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1534arrow-down1external-linkRepublican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple"www.newsweek.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square148fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareabbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoIf Jesus came back and came to America, he would be shot within 10 minutes of opening his mouth and 100 years later a new religion would be started with a Glock as it’s symbol.
minus-squareFlickerby@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoWho says their God hasn’t already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he’s middle eastern
minus-squareabbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoWhat if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.
If Jesus came back and came to America, he would be shot within 10 minutes of opening his mouth and 100 years later a new religion would be started with a Glock as it’s symbol.
Who says their God hasn’t already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he’s middle eastern
What if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.