“Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”

~ Mark S Zuckerberg

I know it’s not right for him, since he was breathing before the fake Hawaiian shithead even popped out of his mommy’s tummy, but he could do what Patrick Hitler or Vivian Musk did: change his name.

It’s not right because they shouldn’t have to change their name, but sometimes, needs must.

I will say this though: Mark S. Zuckerberg (not the fake Hawaiian shithead) is a lawyer. So while I am sympathetic to his plight, I also suspect he’s suing the shithead and going all public about it for money. In other words, he’s decided to cash in on his unfortunate name. Because there’s no such thing as a disinterested lawyer…

on the family tree website 23andMe, he has more than 753 people claiming to be relatives who “immediately request money”

Rofl, so many shitty parasites out there.

Meta and the founder aren’t responsible for most of his grievances. But if Meta did indeed interfere with his advertising without refunding his money, then that’s a legit issue.