Windows never does crazy shit like this right?

It most certainly never:

• kills drives
• borks updates
• wifi connectivity issues
• reboot loops
• breaking Bluetooth entirely
• breaking administrative privileges on windows enterprise
• not allowing restart OR shutdowns internally
• have the worst search known to man
• fucking copilot.
• loose it’s mind because a single sector wen bad on a hard disk causing blue screen that won’t ever go away fuck you windows I don’t care if that was 15 years ago I’m still pissed.