"Trump and Republicans are trying to distract from the pain they're causing—from tariffs raising the prices of goods to stripping away healthcare and food from millions," said Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker.
Alas! Verily our cup overfloweth with accusations! Were we not so o’er wrought and engorged on aspersions flung, we mayn’t find such callous rebukes so lacking in labour and easily loosened from their prison of parlance!
Go now we demand! Say not the things wished upon those who adversary your designs! Act instead as an extension of those that saw fit to place you in the very position to do so!
(There was zero use of AI in writhing this by the way. It sucks we now have to disclaimer our creativity. I was simply bored. That’s it)
Alas! Verily our cup overfloweth with accusations! Were we not so o’er wrought and engorged on aspersions flung, we mayn’t find such callous rebukes so lacking in labour and easily loosened from their prison of parlance!
Go now we demand! Say not the things wished upon those who adversary your designs! Act instead as an extension of those that saw fit to place you in the very position to do so!
(There was zero use of AI in writhing this by the way. It sucks we now have to disclaimer our creativity. I was simply bored. That’s it)