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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf

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I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Nurse: “Where?”
Me: “No, regular.”

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