Pretty sure this blog is fully ChatGPT text. All the signs are there, em dashes all over the place, “It’s not just x; it’s y”, lists of adjectives. Also, this is basically just an ad.

knew a guy who bought a star, ‘named after him’ in some unknown star index. few bucks. eh, harmless fleecing

Wow I completely forgot about the Million Dollar Site. That was only a few years after I got internet access for the first time.

And yet later people fawned over NFTs