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kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Man refused to climb down from homeowner’s roof because he believed drugs were in chimney, police say

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Man refused to climb down from homeowner’s roof because he believed drugs were in chimney, police say

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kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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A man was taken into police custody after officials said he refused to get off a homeowner’s roof.
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    Little did he know, the drugs were inside him all along ❤️

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      classic mixup, the drugs were actually in HIS chimney

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