Upvote!
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

Moo... moo...

lemmy.world

video
message-square
3
fedilink
40
video

Moo... moo...

lemmy.world

devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
message-square
3
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 days ago

    Actually, in Java 24 it’s:

    void main() { println("Hello World"); }

    • Akagigahara@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 days ago

      Oh that’s interesting. It kinda reminds me of the C# top level statements feature.

      This still creates the function main in the normal way, right?

  • bacon_pdp@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 days ago

    The assembly would be:

    Mov rax,1 Mov rdx, 0 Mov rsi, buffer Mov rdi, buffer.length Syscall Mov rax,57 Syscall

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 days ago

    deleted by creator

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 659 users / day
  • 2.96K users / week
  • 8.11K users / month
  • 20K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 24.8K subscribers
  • 1.47K Posts
  • 49K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.6
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org