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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.catoProgrammer Humor@programming.devPacket Loss
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    2 months ago

    Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

    Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

    “Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
    “Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
    “Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
    “Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
    “Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
    “Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
    “Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
    “Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
    “Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
    “I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”