I mean, the produce section is full of butt plugs

I ride the bus to the slutstation every day.

Well CSIS isn’t really our CIA, because it doesn’t operate in other countries. It’s more like the UK’s MI5. Our FBI is the RCMP. And our NSA would be the Communications Security Establishment (CSE).

CSIS and the CSE are kept in the loop via the Five Eyes, but they just keep track of shit going down in Canada, and let the CIA, MI6, and ASIS (Australia’s CIA) do the dirty work overseas.

Better known at ‘the family van’, 2 in the front, 5 in the back

It’s fine, only that guy with one pant leg bigger than the other lives on the 6th floor

A kid once said to me “well you were born in the 1900s…”

Right. If an Obama were to run, it should be Michelle not Barack. Anyway, they have both said they’re not interested, so it’s just a pipe dream really.