Am I banned now?

Well ACTUALLY girls find me repulsive so how about that

CP is great, I can’t get enough of CP!

Nice.

What would you do if he destroyed 2?

Exactly people where I live do it for free. Its a very competitive market

“Built in VPN” Yeah how about no. I’ll stick with mullvad + waterfox

Bush is fine as long as you’re okay with me using it to floss my teath afterwards

I work in IT and hear this daily

What the fuck happened to brum?

Almost down voted but realised its shitposting. You may have my upvote

I too like to be milked

Well if my cats going to hell I hope I do too. See you there little man!

So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?

Where do I sign up?

I live in a inbred town in the UK and they just honk their horns repeatedly. I’m guessing this is the same thing

Sure but can you kill me first? I pinky promise to kill you after

As a UK citizen, this post feels personal

Just don’t touch Kyle’s monster

30 mins? I can hardly last 30 seconds!