Or sarcasm, even

Everything about this is disgusting, but I do find it interesting that one of his grievances is that Elon ‘stole his Nazi swag.’ I.e. that he was a Nazi innovator and Elon is terribly unoriginal in all his Nazi behaviour

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.

I don’t get why he’s mad. He’s clearly a philosophy savant.

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

I’d rather be a bird than a fish.

Pretty sure that’s an easter egg that Google put in. Like when you search ‘Alex Trebek’ and it says ‘Did you mean: who is alex trebek’

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.

They probably came pre-brainwashed by manosphere content, so Musk didn’t even have to do much to elicit cult-like behaviour

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor.

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

Ianucci has drunk from the waters of prophecy

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.