Isn’t that what Raven Rock is for?

They’ve probably already ID’d them. Now they just need Reddit to “volunteer” the info that DickSwanger420 is actually Marvin Peterson from Boise.

What the hell did Luigi ever do?

I have the same issue with my virus lab. They’re just exotic pets, man.

Sadly, he probably didn’t change the situation for that poor kid.

Wtf are the two hats in the middle?

I think there was that brief period of interest when Trump turned the White House driveway into a car dealership ad for Elon. But yeah, you’re right. They’re all gas-fueled motorheads.

The portion of my family that voted for it.

Wait… How did he get rid of the negative symbol before his account balance? You can do that?

It’s normal with independently-owned fuel stations. Not so much with corporate chains.

Clone the hard drive and see what happens!

Just placed them in a bowl? Or broke them open and poured all the liquid into the bowl?

You probably shouldn’t consume them now either.

I probably would too but I live kind of close to two Micro Centers. I think they also accept electronics. Best buy is just closer for my e-waste.

The racist, hillbilly morons who voted for this are not “jet-setters.” They’ve probably never even been on a jet.

Wtf is a White House app good for? Streamlining his mental diahrea into your hands?

Not with that attitude.

Hide a pihole inside that.

Do it in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure.

I dump all my e-waste at Best Buy. They’re hoping I’ll buy something, but nah.