unalivejoy

fair 'nuf

use a nitter mirror

That’s what those are?!

looks like one of the Carlin brothers.

right after firing half the team

I used to have a shirt where the the “long” sleeves where sown onto the short sleeves, giving the illusion I was wearing 2 shirts.

Cook as much as possible to avoid dirtying a dish every time you want spaghetti

sea bugs > land bugs

the price of doing business

“You paying taxes is good. Me paying taxes is bad.”

But all it does is shoot me in the foot!

I spent $2000 on my laptop (for a 4k touchscreen) in 2019, and it doesn’t even play games.

tfw your big titty wolfman gf won’t maim you to get out of the test

Why is Israel sending children to fight?

Lex Luthor obviously

Like they’d ever use ActivityPub instead of their own ATProtocol.

It’s hot grease, not oil. Oil won’t solidify in the pipes.

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You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!

In the words of Leela: “You’re a man, and I’m a woman. We’re just too different.”