Midwest, not northwest. The northwest is Oregon and Washington

Elon musk did not found Tesla. He bought it and then wrote in his name as founder.

Hundred men went in (Aileen Wuornos). Ten men come out.

You’re not my dad

Go to big lots, buy sets. No more thinking. If get fun mugs, they live up high. Da end

I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?

It’s a 7

32, American, never seen a red pistachio

Exactly. Like 1997 on, but fuck I was 3 when it came out. But they became popular around 2002 according to some variety article, and surpassed vhs in 2003. Wild the players were $800 when they first came out.

And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.

Don’t waste ice cream coloring in cats

I watch gay porn for the story

Well now I have to change my fucking underwear

He was American! He was good at math! :p

Solicitors will be stabbed is outside of my apartment door

It’s missing the best part, where someone comments super angry below it

You can’t put a mask on and cover your distinguishing features? Weak

Break it. Do crime. Do it.

Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

If it ain’t black and white, peck scratch and bite