Shit was rough. Break the cycle. Be the change you want to see.
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expletivedeleted@lemmy.zipto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Where do ghosts go on vacation?English
2·4 days agoKnock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Impatient cow
“Impatient cow-”
Moo!
In regards to php and js, unless you are talking about node.js, they are in opposition.
In regards to asp.net, everyone other than windows corporate fanboys dogged the shit out of it. I got hired to a firm who asked for example code, and I submitted a php CRUD that I wrote in just a few hours.
Go through all the paperwork and basic onboarding: and it is asp.net. Fixed a couple of obvious bugs the first couple of days but quit.
Ruby on Rails got a lot of hype from my friend back in the day, but he wasn’t much of a programmer but kept pushing me to learn it. Just wasn’t my jam.
I find that perl, php, python, and js are my most used approaches for web dev. Everything else I write in assembly. /joking, just had one class on it, and to those who can develop in pure assembly, I will bend my fucking knee. "Forgive me, m’Lord, for I am but a simple man. Please afford me forgiveness for needing just a little bit of abstraction. I know I don’t deserve it.
The cook should be represented as the database.
Back in the 80’s, my brother “hacked” a pizza place because he knew how they wrote green olives and black olives on their ticket. He dated a girl who worked there for a stint.
I don’t remember how it worked and he has since passed, but it was something with the order that he would list the toppings that would fuck up the cook, so the order always came out wrong and boom! Free pizza.
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zipto
RetroGaming@lemmy.world•I never had any Sega systems growing up, what did I miss?English
2·5 days agoI recommend the Youtube channel Game Sack. They have entire episodes on not only all the Sega consoles, but also ones that compare the ports between different systems.
Also, Shadowrun is a great RPG for Genesis. The one for SNES is a completely different game as well, but that one is more xp grindy.
Both sides of what?
Doom. Meh. Pointless. Not practical.
Now, running Doom from a database and acheiving 30 fps, now that’s impressive. Installing linux on your car’s computer, very impressive. Doom on your car’s computer?
Well good job lowering the resale value. I pray they got the bluetooth and GPS to work.
How are you this daft that I have to spend a week to explain my point?
Well, Lemmy on Voyager is just doom scrolling and toxic with less content. I must be missing something if it is otherwise.
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zipto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I can still hear your startup sound
6·6 days agoMore like corporate welfare. Windows 10 was touted as just going to be called Windows, no more versions persè as it would be just an agile rolling release.
Then Intel was like, “these peeps are using 24 year old computers and slapping SSDs in them… we need to do something to get people to buy computers, Micro$lop.”
And they replied with Windows 11, which forced people to buy new Intel hardware, slapped a new UI that is buggy and gross, threw in copilot, and it takes a ton of registry edits to make the damn thing usable for me.
Anout to go back to BSD or just say, “fuck technology” and become an electrician.
Agreed, they should hit a goto 10 line. /being silly
Your point is quite valid.
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zipto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I can still hear your startup sound
18·7 days agoIt was made by an LLM running on Windows ME.
Cut AI some slack. /jj
But damn, people did hold onto Win XP SP3 because Vista was shit and 7, just like 10, had very rough starts.
And fuck 11. The first time a computer’s OS had Intel Inside.
Learn asp.net? Bro, are you still running edge in IE mode in the 20’s?
Ruby on rails? That was a recommendation in like 06. /sardonic
I am not defending php, but it can serve a purpose. Surprised they didn’t mention perl.
Also surpised they are comparing PHP to JS. That’s comparing cattle farming to cooking a burger.
It isn’t like it makes me cool. I was talking about how I enjoy making shit.
And I don’t fucking care about downvotes. I can’t cash in internet points. God, the voting system which Reddit and Digg used was supposed to be for relevancy, not about if you agreed or not.
I don’t know you, and outside of the respect of general life, I don’t give a fuck what some random person on the internet thinks of me. In fact, I don’t want you to know me.
However, if you met me, you would get a solid realization that text is a terrible form of communication.
You cannot see the tone of my voice. You cannot hear the look on my face. You cannot feel my energy without a handshake.
I don’t like toxicity over the fact that all I said was it isn’t practical to install Doom on your car.
But you can hate me all you want. Don’t know why you specifically just want to rage on the internet as if this means a single thing to your life.
The newspaper will come out after I am dead and I will not be mentioned.
We have 8 billion people on this planet who want to judge me, so I won’t bother with doing your “job”.
But I think if you did know me, you might be kinder and recognize I am not an asshole.
I am a prick, and that is fair. Assholes get fucked. So… get fucked. I have to go to work.
And an mp3 player, where you start with a personally designed pcb, solder on the components, design the core logic, write the code, attach an LCD, and print an enclosure. Meh? You build one.
You’re so meh, I bet you think this comment is about you. You’re so meh! Don’t you, don’t you, dooon’t you!
I am not asking what your definition of propaganda is. I am saying I am missing your frame of reference.
She doesn’t do propaganda. We would have never, ever dated. She ended up working at a hospital.
So I guess raising awareness for women to check themselves and how to for breast cancer (literally what she did) is somehow now propaganda.
You don’t like boobs and human lives? Are you one of those anti-breast-checkers? Breast cancer denier?
Well, I am drinking the kool-aid, Alex Jones. /simply being facetious, not mocking you, so please take no offense.
So I do computers/networks/programming, and I have a big white board in my living room.
She was finishing her bachelors and I came home one day to find she wrote “I am so sick of talking about talking!”
I didn’t erase it. Just worked around it. And I would point at it anytime I had to repeat myself. I am obviously a charmer.
But we aren’t together now, actually, because she didn’t want children and I did. So it goes.
No, I said was asking why the hell they would install Doom. That’s why I was being a prick. Look through my comments: you will see me talk up the achievements repeatedly.
But of all things to install on it? Doom. Not an anti-flock GPS app, or VLC. Nope, Doom. That’s what I mocked.
MMA predates Fight Club, in case you weren’t aware. In fact, if UFC predates Fight Club, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest.
Why are people just being assholes? I thought we were talking about computers?
So which is it:
Am I a prick because I said that they loaded Linux onto a car’s computer and they installed Doom, which is impractical, but certainly a cool feat to get Linux on there.
But Doom? You can’t shoot imps while you are driving.
You’re rocking a 5090? You doing video work? Mining?
What an ironically meh comment. Did you work on that all night?




Before google, yes. God, otherwise you would have to try to use a search engine, and those were shit.
So yeah, if Yahoo! was down around 1997, I would be pissed. However, I would just jump on mIRC.