But you don’t understand, the only other choice we had was a lady…

Where can you find a used car for $3k?

No, Donnie just filled his diaper again

Back in the day, there was no drag-and-drop, and everything was done through a keyboard with arrow keys that needed the shift key to switch between directions.

I see someone never used GEOS back in the day…

Maybe she did, and that’s why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool

Fix Or Repair Daily

When MAGA sends their people, they’re not sending their best…

Senators are eligible to be replaced by the sitting Governor by appointment. My guess is that the OK Governor would appoint someone right away, so that once Mullin is confirmed and in his new position his replacement can be sworn in right away.

Normally, that appointment would only last until the end of the Congressional session, meaning that seat would have to go on the ballot this November. But it wouldn’t surprise me if OK figured out a way to say it was too close to the election to add another race now, and figured out a way to have the new person serve the remainder of Mullins’ term.

I figured she would be the first one Trump took out to the (metaphorical) gravel pit

Leave Britney alone!

(Preferably in a jail cell, if she really did DUI)

I’m starting to think that being a straight woman just sucks at any point in time, because young men are not the smartest ones on the block. Today’s young women, though, realize that there’s an off ramp.

She probably wouldn’t, he’s too old for her.

“Oops, something happened to the Constitution. Oh well, I guess it’s gone now. We should make a new one!”

Edit: No, the Constitution isnt on the plane, but I like my snarky comment anyway.

The developers said they did not believe they made any “obvious” operational mistake. After discovering the compromised key, they attempted to secure their system by deleting exposed keys, disabling Google Gemini API access, and enabling two-factor authentication across their accounts.

I’m no “cloud developer”, but there seem to be a few obvious operational mistakes described just in that paragraph alone…

There are only 535 Americans’ opinions that might matter, and only if they have enough support to not only pass a law revoking the President’s war authority, but upholding the inevitable veto. I’m not holding my breath.

… wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the “cocksucking” badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake?

Maybe they’ll start a new organization, not only for Trump fans, but specifically for the Youth. Where have I heard that idea before?

Doesn’t the SecDef have more important things to do right now? Like fight a war no one but his boss wanted?

But if the President does it, it’s not illegal…

But if you are not actively aligning your political views with the Administrations’ priorities, aren’t you a domestic terrorist anyway?