That’s Jenny.

Damm, hoisted by my own petard.

I’m not saying put bulls are the most dangerous breed, but when was the last time you heard of a retriever or a lab shooting someone?

Enjoying your new dictionary I see

Is co-wash conditioner? 30 sec max.

Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.

Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

I’m asking this in good faith, but are you/your police friends white? Historically speaking, minorities have been profiled, been more likely to be arrested, and been subject to harsher sentences than white people have. This is no small part to the reason that the ACAB sentiment runs much deeper in minority populations. And I say this as a white man with a mother and brother that work for the police.

Trump and MAGA are regressive. They are hell-bent on taking this country back to the first half of the 20th century, in all the worst possible ways.

Have you seen eggs lately, though?

Thanks, I hate it.

I don’t see any sarcasm here. That is a 100% factual statement.

These puns are fowl. I’m glad we’re not cooped up on the same instance.

The leopards have been eating well these last couple of weeks.

Well, sure. We needed a new DINO now that Manchin and Sinema are gone.

Yes.

Have you seen what happens to a diaper when you go in the water?

First fatal commercial crash*

JBAB and the Marine One hangar are directly across the Potomac from DCA. I’m honestly kind of surprised this is the first time this has happened.