Far as I know JK Rowling did not go to Iowa lol.

I’m just going to guess she who must not be named is Caitlin Clark and leave it at that

Ok so who is She Who Must Not Be Named?

Who is she who must not be named? Sophie Cunningham? (Sorry for naming her lol)

Mmmm so grateful the police have graciously agreed to this

No but it is cruel as fuck and rooted in religious bigotry

Are you floofing kidding me

Tie it to inflation motherfucker, stop claiming this as some kind of huge win

And this will have huge ramifications for my field, energy, because a substantial portion of compute power usage will move out of data centers and into the edge (your iPhone)

Battle? What fucking battle are you on about? You think we get to fight back by not eating or something?

Is this because they made Helen of Troy black

Start with phone bans in schools. Yes plenty of kids will get around them because kids are kids, but it’s a very simple easy starting place

This was almost certainly written by AI. Some of the text patterns are unmistakable

I don’t believe this for one second. Trump doesn’t do jack shit unless it personally enriches him. That’s all. “Shifting power” doesn’t mean anything

omg THOUSANDS of their billions of users??

Whattttttt the fuck, AGAIN??

Whack that mole, buddy

Cool I’ll get right on it

Deadly shootings

Funny way to spell murders

Cholera here we come

Step 1. Don’t have Instagram