I feel like propping up the industry primarily responsible for one of the largest (if not the largest) crises in human history is an appropriate place to draw a line.

I mean, you’re petroleum industry apologists, so for a change I’m not that broken up.

Screw Betteridge’s law, I’m gonna bet “yes” on this one.

A “canter” is a particular horse gait.

You’ve cut off some important context here:

Nobody wants to watch a 30-minute video for something that can be summed up in a 250-word article.

I’m fine with watching a 30-minute video if that format adds value. It doesn’t here, just gimme a write-up.

First of all, the article talks about JavaScript, not Java. Secondly, who writes “Java” in all caps?

CSS now is… a tad more complicated than it was 25 years ago, FYI.

There’s a difference?

I’m curious as to why you’d want to? The audio quality is pretty atrocious due to the compression they use, and—last time I tried, anyway—all their channels are full of obnoxious interruptions for self-promotion.

+1. It’s like beef but leaner and more flavorful.

“performance”

“I feel the need…”

(I don’t even have to finish the line.)

That’s the one I remember lol

edit: that and, “I’m not detecting any leaks”

I thought it was “So long and thanks for all the fish”?

Looks to me like the reader (the Linux user) is identifying with the subject of the image, which would appear to put them in a sympathetic light.

“mistakes”

Can we avoid using the space tourists for memes?

Unless we’re ridiculing them, obvs.

Bwahahahahahahaha

Yeah, I think this is the best option. It sounds a little weird at first, because we’re so used to hearing it the other way around, but it makes more sense if you think about it.

Some computer nerd friends and I came up with a solution for this:

Computer architectures typically provide separate instructions for “logical” and “arithmetic” bit-shifts. The details as to why aren’t important, but we can borrow the nomenclature.

When referring to “tomorrow” in the sense of “when I wake up from my next sleep cycle”, use “logical tomorrow”. When referring to “tomorrow” in the sense of “after midnight tonight”, use “arithmetic tomorrow” (or “chronological tomorrow”, if you really want to be pedantic).