If you only write tests for things that won’t fail, you’re doing it wrong. Are you anticipating some other feature coming soon? Write a failing test for it. Did you find untested code that might run soon with a little work? Write a test for it. Did a nonessential feature break while adding an essential feature, let the test fail and fix it later.

At this point, I can say I’ve literally waited decades for movies to show up on streaming. I remember Office Space and They Live not being anywhere for years. Those are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head.

xkcd.com/2176

My favorite messages are “Don’t touch this file unless you talk to Gary. Don’t import this file unless you talk to Gary. Don’t even think about this file until you talk to Gary!” And Gary has moved on and hasn’t worked there for years.

All yaml is just sparkling JSON.

McDonalds would have to admit that there’s actually no real fish in a filet o fish.